Confessions of a Car Man

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My Most Favorite Conversation With An Up

In 1979 I was working at Hayward Datsun in Hayward, California. I was standing on the used car lot when an Asian gentleman approached me. This is what he said, and I swear on the head of my granddaughter that it’s true.

“Hi! How are you today?” I asked.

“I looking for best price on car.” He replied in a heavily accented voice.

Well, what type of car are you looking for?”

“No, no, no. You give me price, then I tell you what car.”

I argued about this point with him for a moment, pointing out the lack of logic in his request, but he wasn’t buying it. I remember feeling more amused then pissed off. So I decided to call his bluff.

“My best price on a car is $500.” I offered.

“What car $500?” he asked incredulously.

“I have an old trade-in out in the back I can sell you for $500.”

No, no, no. I want $5000 car!”

“My best price on a $5000 car is $5000.”

“Too much money!” he cried.

He turned and walked off the lot!


Talk to you later,


David

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