12. Your pens have been replaced with crayons.
11. Grief councilors are on duty in the break room.
10. The shop doors have been removed to prevent carbon monoxide “accidents”.
9. The sales managers are going on dealer trades.
8. The shop is fixing twenty-year-old cars “under warranty”.
7. Your draw check is postdated with the note, “Cash after the bail out.”
6. All the used cars have suddenly disappeared, replaced by portable spas.
5. All the radios are missing from the new cars.
4. The parts department manager is selling radios out of his trunk.
3. All the liners have side jobs at McDonalds.
2. The finance guys are trying to sell extended warranties for $10,000.
1. The dealer is speaking in tongues.
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