I manage a pot lot. For those of The Others who might be reading, a pot lot is a car lot that specializes in older, higher mileage cars. We make our living selling the cars the new car dealers don’t want to screw around with. A car that can be retailed for between $5000 and $6000 is my bread and butter. I sell cars that are more money than that, but no one in this neighbor hood can qualify for a vehicle over $10,000. It’s just a fact of life. Thank God for the Internet!
The average car on my lot is six years old and has about 100,000 miles on it. When I first came here after so many years of working in new car stores, I was a little taken aback. Heck I remember a time when a dealer wouldn’t keep a trade over 70,000 miles on it. Today, if I get a car with 70K on the odometer, I’m a happy bastard!
Working at a pot lot has given me great insight into the quality of both foreign and domestic cars and the selling attributes of both. In the time I’ve been here, I’ve learned a lot, I gotta tell you. I’d like to pass some of my observations on to you.
First let’s get the obvious out of the way. Which would I prefer, a 2000 Chevy Cavalier, or a 2000 Honda Civic? Having both would be cool, but believe it or not if I had to choose, I’d lean toward the Cavalier. It’s no secret that if the mileage on the two cars are the same, chances are the Honda is a better car, but a Honda is more expensive than a Cavalier. At my end of the car business spectrum the more costly the car the harder it is to get financed.
A domestic car’s worthiness largely lies on how well it was taken care of during its years on the road. It can still be pretty serviceable when it has 100,000 miles on it as long as it wasn’t beat up. A beat up Dodge Neon can be the proverbial money pit (thank God for used transmissions!), but a Neon that has experienced a little TLC during its life is still a pretty good car.
Keep in mind that when I sell an older car, it’s not with the intention of telling a customer that this baby will last another ten years. I deal mostly in flakes. Flakes get financed sub-prime. The contracts are rarely longer than 30 months, and we try like hell to keep them at 24. My pitch to the customer who’s looking at that Dodge Neon is this: This car is not destined to last a long time. It is not supposed to be your dream car. The purpose of the car is for it to last you a 2 or 3 years while you hopefully make the payments on time and re-establish your credit. After that, you can get that new Toyota if you want to.
And if they don’t make the payments on time, it’s not my problem.
In this scenario any car will work as long as the deal can be structured correctly. And because American cars can generally be purchased for back of book, it makes them easier to finance. The secret, of course, is to make sure it’s a decent car.
The problem with domestic cars is that they all seem to have inherent problems that their Japanese counterparts do not have. Older American cars have problems with power windows. They fail so often it’s almost predictable. All Dodges have suspect transmissions, and the 2.7 V6 should be avoided if at all possible. General Motor vehicles have clunky steering that is apparently not anything to worry about, but they scare the crap out of the guy trying to by that old Monte Carlo.
And Fords? Well what can you say their Fords? Hold up two fingers in the shape of a cross and hope for the best.
I happen to like Hyundai’s. For some reason, these cars seem to get better with age. A used Elantra with a 100K on it is usually still a pretty tight little ride. Most of the time you can buy them right, and it’s easy to make a sub-prime deal work. Wish I had a lot full of them.
Japanese cars are great, but they attract propeller heads, and I as I’ve ranted many times in the past, these people are just a pain in the ass. A Chevy Cavalier with a 100K on it might be $5000, but a Honda with 100K on it is still $7000 or maybe more. The problem is that propeller heads want the Honda for the Cavalier price.
I don’t get a lot of used Hondas or Toyotas. They go for a lot of money, and are virtually useless in a sub-prime situation because you’re rarely in them right. Give me that old Cavalier. Wobbly steering and broken power window or not, it’s still an easier sell to a flake.
I’ll let you deal with those Honda buyers. I’m too old for that shit.
Talk to you later,
David
20 comments:
Great post Sounds like you been in business along time again you really know your stuff
Sup bastard I used to get sucked off by homeless dudes in the car lot because they leave them cars unlocked. Popped a lot of nuts off in your pot lot
Yo I be the Prestonian and yah I popped my nut in a few pot lots, it don't make me no bad guy. When you want a hobo to suck you off and you know some pot lot pussyface is bound to leave some cars open you got a free mini motel for the night. I wonder how many times someone took a test drive and smelt hobo ass or saw the Prestonians mighty load all over the seat or carpet! Thank you used car gods!
Preston used to drain me at your lot all the time he was a great suck daddy I loved creaming him!
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Very interesting to finally know what a pot lot is
I got bootyfucked by Clark Hallisey in the backseat of a Coupe De Ville in a pot lot in Southern Florida. Right before Clark Hallisey flopped in my ass a salesman came up and said "hey guys so I see you're interested in this cadillac!"
Clark pulled out and blew a 7 day load in my backsnatch!
Clark Hallisey & Preston Manzy used to turn tricks selling their backsnatches to homeless men out of pot lots all throughout the south. That's how they both got Super AIDS aka the Cuban strain
Corvallus is still getting his ass fucked at used car lots. The Hallisonian too.
Saw Prestonian managing a pot lot in Orlando under the name "Bruno" brought him Checkers & we proceeded to splash down the insides of a Dodge Journey
I opened the trunk of a 1989 Chrysler Le Baron convertible on a pot lot and Corvallus Winslow was bent over inside waiting for full seed. I wasn't interested but a homeless guy walked by and said "hey free butthole!" And started pumping away on his prissy posterior
My sex life should remain private what i do in cars with other men should be my business alone but i really love getting splayed out and gutted on some old backseat vinyl by a big black rooster like Preston Manzy
Corvallus Bronson Winslow was a salesman at pot lot in Miami. I got in the Ford Ranchero and I drove about a block and corvallus started sucking my cock. He asked me to pull over and he got on the tailgate of the ranchero spread eagled and spread his cheeks and told me to breed him. When I pulled out he farted really loud.
I fucked Corvallus at a pot lot in a 3 way spitroast with army major Richard Ojeda and Brian Karem. We all high fived while we were getting drained.
Corvallus breedo if that's you letting this tuna can Todd wear you out then you better be letting me wear you out pronto boy! I want a damn blowjob and a tight white hole and I ain't got time to play around!
Sure you don't, I've seen you playing around all over the place, probably getting your cheeks split right now by a big WHITE cock you racist!
Who are all these fruitcakes you are talking about? Is there a pot lot underground where you homeless weirdos hang out and have gay sex? Is some guy Corvallus your cum god?
Corvallus is a used car salesman who works at a pot lot and has a taste for blacks and Hispanics, the darker the better. When a black comes in and tries to buy a car and is of course denied Corvallus will say "sorry Tyrone not approved by the bank but you are approved to make a deposit in my jizzle vault" then he points to his asshole.
Lemme tell ya something brother Ive been throughout the mid South territory for over 35 years and you're sure to find Prestonian's contact details scribbled on about half the cars there. He's a pot lot back coochie breeding legend!
Yes Corvallus Bronson Winslow is the god of cum
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