My Christmas wishes for you are as follows:
May all your ups be big dummies with a way to go.
May the line-pluggers find your front line full.
May all those who park in Laydown Lane have good credit.
May the fireman and real estate agents decide to stroke someone else.
May the Mexicans forget their math and just buy the damn thing.
May the propeller heads decide that asking for a discount is beneath them.
May all your sales managers go in and close the deal themselves if you get stuck.
May the dealer decide that he doesn’t give a flying leap about CSI.
May all the office ladies be young and single with questionable morals.
May you all have the gift of the “Three D’s”: a demo, a draw and a day off.
May they call off those freaking Friday morning sales meetings!
May you never have to stand guard at the front entrance of a Mouse House on a cold and rainy afternoon.
May the customers ask you if tipping is okay.
May your lot be closed on Sundays.
May all your Corvette ups either buy or explode.
May all your new car ups switch to used cars.
May your closer say, “Hey, its 3:00, why don’t you take off and enjoy the rest of the day!”
May you always have the car you need in inventory.
May the finance manager hang all your deals.
May you make enough to support your family.
May all of you dear readers have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Talk to you later,
David
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